One Drunkin Monkee

Two old Army buddies on a rusted out freighter with a mission to recover lost pirate gold on the sunken city of Port Royale Jamaica. Their plans take a left turn when they are tasked with a new mission involving weapons of mass destruction. Now mix in an outspoken exotic dancer and you have one wild ride. How does this all come together? Find out in W.C. Beattie's One Drunkin Monkee.